Cop in the middle of the road, directing traffic.
Cop: (yelling at me) Hey! You!
Me: (yelling back) Yeah?
Cop: Is that your dog?
Me: Uh, no. It's ...
Cop: Who's dog is it then?
Me: He's from animal services.
Cop: Oh. Can I come see him?
Me: Yeah, sure.
Cop stops traffic. He comes over. He's got a balaclava on. I can only see his eyes. He looks at the dog, leans over, squats down.
Cop: Oh, who's the cute doggie? What a cute doggie. Aww, look at the cute doggie.
The pup tries to lick the cop on the face then flops down and rolls over on his back.
Cop: Aww, look at that. Look at the cute doggie. If I take you home, my wife will kill me.
Anyone with a heart, this little guy will melt it in zero seconds flat.
For adoption information on this dog and other dogs (and cats and other animals), please visit Toronto Animal Services.